Today's episode is made by Colin Murphy, co-author of The Feckin' Collection. Apparently I'm the one and only fan of the books, and after my pleads Colin agreed to create one of Zbeschek and Seamus adventures on his own. I was kinda hoping that he actually draws something, but I guess you don't look a gift horse in the mouth. So here it is, the comic strip poorly adapted by Colin (probably in Paint program) about "...dangers of learning English in Dublin and accidentally picking up a little local slang." I seriously considered drawing little Irish clovers as a frame to this masterpiece but thought against it. After all, it should stay just the way it was created by its master, every letter was carefully typed by no other then Colin himself. I really am grateful although it may seem otherwise. It's just my wierd sense of humor. Once again, thank you, I never hoped you actually answer my e-mail.

In case of emergency read below:
Jaysus - Jesus Christ
wojus - extremly poor quality
slapper - Female of low morals and poor taste in clothing
rat-arsed - very drunk
acting the maggot - fooling about in a somewhat boisterous manner.

Source: The Feckin' book of Everything Irish by Colin Murphy & Donal O'Dea
P.S. Donal, where is your cartoon?